draft

the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.
i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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douchey queer bag

an insult reserved for use upon the lowest, gayest, most assholic idiots who are ever deserving of your everlasting and unconditional loathing.
how the hell did a douchey queer bag like george w. bush become the most powerful man in america?
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 13, 2004
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turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.
THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004
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grim reaper

The greatest job in the universe. He makes a living by walking around in a black hooded cloak carrying a large sythe and killing people.
I'm going to kill my highschool counceler for telling me i should go into technology. i want to be the freaking grim reaper
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 07, 2004
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germans

Any persons who have been or will be surrendered to by someone who is french.
*the french flag has been changed to pure white, and is saluted by waving it in the direction of germany"
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any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
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free market system

an idea in which a person start their own business, grows into corporation, buys out all of their competitors, aren't regulated by the US government because the combined I.Q.s of the presidents and their cabinet rarely ever exceeds the number 150, and then the corporations charge vast sums of money for products.
microsoft, oil supliers
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