draft

the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.
i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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Trench Coats

comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. The pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick ass character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.
Sephiroth, Dante, Alucard, The Crow, Neo, you get the picture
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 14, 2004
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DDR

a good way to loose weight, when done at HOME on a CONSOLE! Not an acceptable form of social outing, especially if one cannot play the game, and if one does not have the decency to take a shower when done.
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badass

1. The ability to kick anyone's ass without as much as breaking sweat.

2. The ability to kick someone's ass and look amazing doing it.

3. The ability to dress as a member of the opposite sex but not look bad doing it

4. The ability to continue fighting after recieving larger then average wounds
# 1. Bruce Lee

# 2. Shooting someone over shoulder without looking

# 3. Sephiroth (FFVII), Alucard (Hellsing), Dante (Devil may cry).

# 4. Rather slef explanitory, don't you think?
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free market system

an idea in which a person start their own business, grows into corporation, buys out all of their competitors, aren't regulated by the US government because the combined I.Q.s of the presidents and their cabinet rarely ever exceeds the number 150, and then the corporations charge vast sums of money for products.
microsoft, oil supliers
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turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.
THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004
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psychic vampire

unlike the blood drinkers, these are creatures who drain people of emotions and energy, not blood. They can go out in sun, but generally avoid doing so if they can. Sometimes, one may be a psychic vampire and not know it. Traits include:
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
"dude, i think you might be a psychic vampire"

"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
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