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turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.

THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004

douchey queer bag

an insult reserved for use upon the lowest, gayest, most assholic idiots who are ever deserving of your everlasting and unconditional loathing.

how the hell did a douchey queer bag like george w. bush become the most powerful man in america?

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 13, 2004

draft

the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.

i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004

negawang

the opposite of the male wang. aka pussy, vagina, yawning hippo, and crotch orphus

i do not have a negawang. my sister does

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA July 28, 2004

budk.com

the site to go to if you need to deal with some idiots, want to deal with them in a way that will force them to soil themselves, have no gear and are low on cash.

person A: "Dude, those guys trashed my yard last night and put mustard on my the window of my vehicular transportation module. we must pay them back"

Person B: "Sorry yo. i'm out of equipment. all rusted"

Person A: "It's okay, i went to Budk.com"

Person B:"...... it's on"

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004

quickness

the quickness governs all. high ruler in the land of belchum. the quickness does things, but is NOT used. The quickness only takes visible form when executing someone, and that is when it takes the form of a giant hand with a protruding pointer finger. Acceptable answer for any question who's other acceptibal answer you do not know. The quickness shall always be obeyed.

dude..... quickness.



fa sho

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA July 28, 2004

germans

Any persons who have been or will be surrendered to by someone who is french.

*the french flag has been changed to pure white, and is saluted by waving it in the direction of germany"

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004