L. Roman's definitions

Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

Dave Collier

1. Uncle Joey from Full House.
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating and tossing a salad. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I think I'll do a Dave Collier tonight with my date.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

Full House

1. Early 90s show focused on family values and homosexuality.
2. Doing a Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Collier simultaneously.

I've done 3 full houses this week.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.

I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.

She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006