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Definitions by Kyle 230

college apartment 

A more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. You usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. But at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. The dorm has very little privacy. Usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
Fuck the dorm, I am splurging and renting an college apartment
college apartment by Kyle 230 August 2, 2009

information technology 

Less geekier than the computer science major but it is still very underrated. Usually the ones getting an information technology major are anime-MySpace addicting scene kids and wiggers and older guys that want to get a decent job because they got laid off and can't find a job at Wal Mart to feed their 6 kids. They are usually not part of the popular crowd since they spend their lives in front of their computer or video game console.

You do have your classic geeks in an IT Major too but they all seem to congregate to the computer science. But when you get done, you usually wind up as one of these guys working at Best Buy or Wal Mart, selling computers or helping them use Paint or something like that, but they make a pretty good wad, at least $20 per hour.
Information technology may be a little misfitty, but it gets good pay and the class is fun, what the heck

urbandictionary diva 

The chicks you see on Urban Dictionary that are basically the hottest teenage girls on the planet that wear stupid tees that could be found at a swap meat.
Man I wanna fuck this Urbandictionary diva selling this crappy shirt about mowing the lawn.
Like all genres of music, it used to be a pretty decent genre of music. It actually have some heart and soul into it and it was about problems you can relate to. And it also had an actually blues influence in it with the improvisation on the piano and some jazz and gospel influences as well.

Now R&B is this over saturated stuff that only have about 3 artists that matter - t pain, akon, and the dream and they sing about the same thing.
R&B music back then: Oh baby I really shouldn't up broke with you, I suffered the consequences. I am feeling so bad and I am feeling full of regrets.

R&B now - Shawty damn she's fly, damn she's hot, I wanna fuck her all night long AYYYYYY

Decent current R&B - Mariah Carey, Amerie, Charlie Wilson, etc.
R&B by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009

the dream 

An annoying R&B singer that sings about the same stuff in his songs and they all sound the same. His voice sounds like some weird mouse and he teams up with Mariah, which should be done completely by Mariah Carey.

But he has some catchy song though.

And he always begins his song with Radio Killa.
The dream sucks at first but he grows on you.
the dream by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009
Music that conforming high school preppy girls like. Current 2009 top 40 is usually made up of silly school dance type songs, wannabe emo like Fall Out Boy and Panic and the Disco, bland Nickelback and Buckcherry type rock, some ringtone rap like Soulja Boy and R&B that obsesses on the word "shawty".

Most musically intelligent people and people outside of secondary school listen to other genres of music or the Top 40 of their choice, like country or R&B, or plain ol Rock.
Fuck this conforming top 40 type shit...I rather listen to some real talent like Jay-Z.
Top 40 by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009
1.A person who loves technology and IT/gamer culture. Loves computers, internet, anime, video games, dance/electronica music, autotune, anything that is on G4TV. Uses myspace/facebook more than just keeping up with their friends. Usually non-conformists because they are spending their money on cool gadgets than clothes and makeup.
2. A person who is an IT professional or is in a computer science or IT major in college.
1.Bob is a techie. He has the latest gadgets and he knows how to fix and program them too.
2. You better have the techie fix my computer.
techie by Kyle 230 July 25, 2009