Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.
Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.
Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.
by Kyle March 20, 2005
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paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.
"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya
by Kyle February 27, 2005
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benno

gingerman, owner of thecorpse.com

see heatholder
benno is ginger, he leaves red hairs in the shower.
by kyle October 05, 2004
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Miami

A pretty, humid, and exciting city in South Florida that has much diversity and culture. Miami is also best-known for being the Disneyland for party animals (South Beach).
Guy 1: I'm surrounded by Cubans and whatnot.
Guy 2: We must be in Miami!
by Kyle January 29, 2005
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otter

A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
"Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."
by Kyle December 06, 2003
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buckethead

The other definitions are retarded. Buckethead's true name isn't what MTV says it is. MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. Buckethead is a very talented man, and his origins remain unkown. You may enjoy his music or not, it is very unique. He has been known to play with bands such as Deli Creeps and Praxis. He has played with Guns 'N Roses to make some money, and continues to do with his own projects, which is very respectible. I hope the idiot who says he's a bass player goes to hell for being so stupid.
by Kyle August 07, 2003
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