Kurt's definitions

d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.

"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."

by Kurt December 28, 2005

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

by kurt October 3, 2004

Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"

by Kurt September 24, 2006

Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Cleoman

A legendary follower of malkav that sucks up to Deadboy13 to get free rune ore.

Cleoman askes deadboy if he could kindly mine him rune ore so he can buy full dragon one day.

by Kurt April 19, 2005

girl

A female child or a young woman.

An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.

Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.

Girls need lots of love.

That little girl is truly an angel.

Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.

by Kurt February 13, 2005