Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

fluffy puff marshmallows

The brand of marshmallows that is sponsered by Homestarrunner. Their mascot is Marshy.. thats capital M and then arshy.. The Fluffy Puff Marmallows' jingle is "they're fluffidy, they're puffidy, 12345!"

Before i eat a tall glass of Marmelade, i often drink lots and lots of marshmallows, i mean Fluffy Puff.

by Kurt July 19, 2003

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.

"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."

by Kurt December 28, 2005

krut

Name: Kurt
t3h m4n w/ t3h pl4nz0r l0l st34lz t3h p3ntiumz lol !11!!11!111 ogm wftbbq!

God, Kurt is such a fucking pussy asshole fuckfuck dickfuck!

by Kurt February 12, 2004

Git

Sultana's on sick leave!!

Where is he today?

He is Git.

by Kurt June 25, 2003

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005