manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.
Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high
Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
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gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.
Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.
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entente cordiale

The 1904 agreement between the UK and France that was later joined by Russia. See triple entente, Triple alliance and world war I.
Entente Cordial celebrated it's centenery this week.
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Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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