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execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the execution stylemug.

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
mugGet the cook the booksmug.

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
mugGet the preaching to the choirmug.

fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.
Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the fishookmug.

Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the Jamaica's got a bobsled teammug.

Total War

War where winning is at any cost
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the Total Warmug.

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