(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.
(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
Notice how discovery channel programming jumps from North Africa in 1942 straight to D-Day, in 1944. Probably because nothing really happened, and Italy isn't a real country anyway.
Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.
Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 20, 2004
(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004