Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Spit or swallow? 

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

Spit or swallow? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

steal ones' thunder 

(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.

At the live aid concert, Queen stole everyones' thunder. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!

steal ones' thunder by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

sucky sucky

Source: see Full Metal Jacket

Me so horny baby! Sucky sucky!

sucky sucky by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

favours 

(n.) favourable acts. Done for the favour of a certain party.

(proper noun) blowjobs.

Psycho bitch owes me a few favours. sucky sucky!

favours by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

bribe 

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.

Performing "favours"

bribe by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

kick a man when he's down 

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

kick a man when he's down by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

take down by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004