Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

holy

(n.) sentence amplifier.
(n.) of religious relevance. Coined by christianity.

HOLY DOG SHIT!

In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost*, amen.

Interchangeable with spirit

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pringle tube

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004