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cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat
The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.
We have accruals of £760
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004
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Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.
Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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more boy, more?

(Idiom) Taken from the Charles dickens novel and made infamous by the musical "Oliver", this phrase is used to hint that someone is being greedy, and is said in an exaggerated, surprised and angry voice, accompanied by a menacing look.
Please sir, can I have some more?


MORE BOY, MORE????




a: Dad, I need some more money.

b: More boy, more?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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