Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

petit morte 

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

petit morte by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

shooter 

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

shooter by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

meat and two veg 

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

meat and two veg by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

go play in the road by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

butcher's hook 

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

butcher's hook by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

rightista 

Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.

omg white christian homophobe pro-lifer rightistas!

rightista by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

pink pretender 

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

pink pretender by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004