Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.

My five star ho.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Let the games begin

(Idiom) We shall now start.

Both teams are ready; let the games begin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

hymea destroyer

(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.

Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

bomx0r

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

poor

See liberal, communist or pinko

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004