Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

used

a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.

"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.

The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

fully loaded

In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".

Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

wpm

Acronym:

Words
Per
Minute

I can do 80wpm on my computer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004