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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)
b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
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Get the author mug.According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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