Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

beautify

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

call to arms

An event that causes people to become militant or vigilante, often, against the feel of the majority, or a large number of people.

9-11 was a call to arms for anti-muslim hate groups.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

wonderwoman

The precursor to hentai.

Since wonderwoman was real and not animated, nerds weren't quite so odd before the 90s.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004