Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

the hanger

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

restart

(v.) To shut down and start again.

I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

lend leaser

One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.

Roosevelt and Truman.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

run into the ground

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.

I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004