swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.
Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.
During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.
There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.
You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.
You're as old as the hills.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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