Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

castle plundar 

(n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.


Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats

Caves in afghanistan.

castle plundar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

one day 

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.

One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!

one day by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

barbell curl 

(v.) weightlifting manoeuvre in which the lifter holds a barbell flat against his waist whilst standing with forearms turned out. He then rolls the barbell up with his elbows as a fulcrum to just below his chin, before bringing it down in a controlled descend.

The barbell curl is what many people are shown doing in movies.

barbell curl by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop 

An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

rural+urban 

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)

Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg

rural+urban by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

execution style 

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.

Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?

execution style by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

gangland style

(adj.) Any form of killing where-by the killer will stand square-on to the victim while stabbing/shooting them in the lower chest region (although it could also be in the face, neck, legs). Usually, this is done with excessive force.

A series of gangland style murders.


Should I take him out gangland style or execution style?

gangland style by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004