Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn

John loves goldenshower

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

ninja turtle generation

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.

The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

danger! high voltage!

Electric six's song with a funny video.

When we touch...and when we kiss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

solid gold

Excellent, indispensable.

Solid gold is heavier than hollow gold, or hollow gold stuffed with paper.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004