Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Up shit creek without a paddle 

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

Up shit creek without a paddle by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Payment in Kind 

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

Payment in Kind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

stomp a mud hole 

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

stomp a mud hole by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Flower-Stamper 

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

Flower-Stamper by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Your perception of 

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

Your perception of by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Die with my ones' boots on. 

(v.) To make one last stand with everything you've got, so that there is no "if" scenarios.

If I'm gonna die, then I'll die with my boots on.

Die with my ones' boots on. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Dueling

(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.

Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.

Dueling by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004