Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

rewind 

(v.) To look back in time

Rewind the tape please.

rewind by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

hand canon 

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

hand canon by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Positive to a fault 

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

Positive to a fault by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

one man army 

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

one man army by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

vet

(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.

a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?


c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.

vet by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

beginners' luck 

(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.

<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.

beginners' luck by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

gayboy 

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord

Elitist is a gayboy.

gayboy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004