Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lungshot

To be shot in the lung. When the bullet enters the lung it damages breathing apparatus and will eventually kill the victim, unless something else gets there first.

I am lungshot, I will die soon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.

The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.

He is a flagged soldier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004