One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.
Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.
Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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Gore

a) rushing blood

b) Some politician called Al Gore

c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.
It doesen't get any more serious than a Rhino about to gore yo ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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