Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

daygo

Misspelling or mispronounciation fo dago

Stupid daygos.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

me Julie

(n.) One's girlfriend a female acquintance. Julie is interchangeable with your girlfriends' name.

She turns me on with her big babylons.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

outlaw

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal

Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004