putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II

The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

prime

a) First
b) to prepare

You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004