bushkraut

(n.) A german who speaks english in an austrailian-german style accent. Funny to listen to.

Hey, check out the bushkraut over there selling maps.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

dropped

(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.

He is dropped


That band is dropped.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler

The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004