Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Eng.

England, or of England.

London, Eng.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.

Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.

I liek teh lassie!!!!!11

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004