manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
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Get the BC mug.What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
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Get the come get some mug.In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
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Get the gratuitous sex scene mug.A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.
*Japan, 1942*
A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?
B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.
A: Ah.
A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?
B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.
A: Ah.
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