1049 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus
(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-fu Jesus May 5, 2004
I like to run my cars into the ground
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
by Kung-fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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by Kung-fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004