Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

TOTP

Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".

TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004