drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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panda face

(n.) A victim of domestic violence

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

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i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.

deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

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