weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

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Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

McDoogle's Top 20 Movies

...suck. McDoogle likes some really corny unfunny comedies.

The Breakfast club sucked balls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

After-effects

See Consequences

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty



He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.


Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004