Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.

They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

economies of scale

When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.

We benefit from economies of scale at our timber plant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

lend leaser

One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.

Roosevelt and Truman.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

beowulf

pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.


(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally

I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004