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Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Haute couture

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.
Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot
The puritains sucked, and still do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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supersol

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.
Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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