Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

hearse

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.

I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

the buzz

Hype, word of mouth.

Ben Affleck-The buzz is indicating this is gonna be big

Jason Mewes- what buzz?

Ben Affleck- the internet buzz

Jason Mewes- what the fuck is the internet?


See the internet

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Rage against the machine

(v.) To hide the fact you sold out rather well by saying "Fuck the transnational record company that is paying me lots" and calling it "lyrics".

(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.

"Fuck the rich coporations" is what the say, but they end it at giving head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004