(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.
(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.
(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.
Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.
I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004