Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.

Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.

My five star ho.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

wheelchair anarchist

(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.

The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).


Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.

"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

c'est la vie

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".

*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

Kate Bush

Strange hippy lady who sings weird songs that make little, if any, sense.

All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya

All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

top of the class

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004