woman of the town

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

the show must go on

(Idiom) Work around the problems that you may encounter, rather than giving up.

A: My glasses are smashed! I can't go to work because I cannot see!


B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?


A: Well, yes, but...

B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high

Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004

knocking shop

Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.

Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004