Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

monkey touching 

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

monkey touching by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

terra firma 

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

terra firma by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

up periscope 

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

up periscope by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

square jawed 

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

square jawed by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

preggers 

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

preggers by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

honeymoon period 

(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.

After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.

honeymoon period by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Put through thier paces 

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

Put through thier paces by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004