keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

1066

The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.

1066 sparked the Bayeax tapestry and the doomsday book

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

the other white meat

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).

Ah, the other white meat...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Cop Shop

You got the origin wrong. The phrase has been a part of british culture since the 19th century. There are recorded uses of it since at least the 1880's

i sell policemen at the cop shop

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

forearm smash

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.

You want an example of this? Ok then...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

gangland style

(adj.) Any form of killing where-by the killer will stand square-on to the victim while stabbing/shooting them in the lower chest region (although it could also be in the face, neck, legs). Usually, this is done with excessive force.

A series of gangland style murders.


Should I take him out gangland style or execution style?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004