Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

trashy

(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.

Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Styx

a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)

When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

badgerbadgerbadger

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com

footie footie footie footie footie footie ENGLAND ENGLAND!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004