Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.

The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.

My five star ho.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

lindbergh

1902-1974
Legendary aviator who sailed the atlantic with the Spirit of St.Loius in 1927.

Charles Lindbergh, shadies and mentalmen.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Gore

a) rushing blood

b) Some politician called Al Gore

c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.

It doesen't get any more serious than a Rhino about to gore yo ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

lend leaser

One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.

Roosevelt and Truman.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004