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valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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biffa

(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.
The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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Star wars defense

The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) is a system proposed by President Ronald Reagan on March 23, 1983 to use space-based systems to protect the United States from attack by strategic nuclear missiles. It was dubbed "Star Wars" by opponents, implying it is an impractical science fiction fantasy, but supporters have adopted the usage as well on the grounds that yesterday's science fiction is often tomorrow's engineering. While Gorbachev's reforms deserve a vast majority of the blame, or credit, for the collapse of the Soviet Union, SDI may have contributed to the fall by successfully applying the strategy of technology, which was a prevalent doctrine at the time.


Project and proposals
The proposal was sharply criticized for its potential costs, doubts that it would be technologically feasible and afford complete protection against all delivery systems, concerns that it would violate the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty and the Outer Space Treaty and destabilize the nuclear balance of power.

The research was controlled by the Strategic Defense Initiative Office, an agency of the Department of Defense until 1993, when it was renamed the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization. Department of Defense cost estimates for SDI-related spending during fiscal years 1984-1994 amounted to US$32.6 billion. An independent report by the Congressional Research Service arrived at a much higher figure of US$70.7 billion 1.

The project was repeatedly scaled back, renamed Global Protection Against Limited Strikes (GPALS, dubbed "Son of Star Wars") in 1991, and refocused on protection from smaller attacks. GPALS was based on a ground system of rocket-launched interceptors aimed at preventing small scale launches by "rogue states" (apparently North Korea, Libya, Iraq or Iran) from impacting on the US.


Missile Defense
President Bill Clinton almost halted the program, but it has regained momentum under President George W. Bush, whose version is called the National Missile Defense (NMD).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.
The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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gaymer

one who goes to www.gaymer.org
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.
There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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