open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004