who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

bed pan

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.

Most of Africa is former British protectorate.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

9T9

1999 phoenetically. Used by graffiti artists who think they're clever.

I woz ere 9T9 4eva!!!!111

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004