Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

hard drinking

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

mimed

A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.

N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

out to lunch

a) A sign that is put on the outside of a business premesis that is indicating that it is temporarily non functional, and that business will resume within the hour.

b) not paying attention.

Out to lunch, back at one.


He's out to lunch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

thought up by some jew

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004