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0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the 0-60mug.

You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the You'll regret the day you were bornmug.

terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.
6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
mugGet the terrorist training campsmug.

stupic

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".
You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the stupicmug.

Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d
Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
mugGet the Bring out your deadmug.

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.
You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the petitmug.

Triple entente

In response to the triple alliance, France and Britain signed an entente cordiale, which meant they would protect eachother in case of war. This agreement celebrated its centenery this week. In 1907 Russia, also concerned about growing German navy joined, so that Germany would have to face a war on two fronts should it attack either. This was known as the triple entente. Separtly, Russia promised to defend Serbia from the Triple alliance.


When Archduke Ferdinand of Austria was assassinated in 1914 Serbia, Austria-Hungary Declared a state of War on Serbia. Because of this, Russia, Britain and France declared war on Austria-Hungary, and Germany and Italy declared war on Russia. Britain and France declared war on Italy and Germany and thus created the massive conflict known as WORLD WAR I
The triple entente were mached only in power by the triple alliance. When the sides sqaured off, it took five years for the triple entente to win the war.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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