Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

bullet love

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sickle cell

A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.

I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004