Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
Get the introduced to a brick wall at high speedmug. (n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.
(n.) large breasts.
(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the headlightsmug. The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Olympic torchmug. Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the wham-bam-thank-you-mammug. Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the barmaidmug. What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"
*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*
take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!
take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
Get the take it like a slutmug. 