Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

poop chute fanatic

The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.

Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

incestous

Of incest.

John had an incestous relationship with his niece.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

product of incest

A child born of an incestous relationship. Usually adapts a rather misanthropist attitude towards those not in thier bloodline.

Psycho bitch is a product of incest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004