Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

rest of your days

(idiom) the rest of your life.

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

MG

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004