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Sonic Reality

Alright people, that password has now been disactivated.
Wait for Sonic Reality to give it out again, just wait!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Marquis of Queensberry Rules

Rules for boxing est.1865 Modern boxing rules combine these with Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)
Marquis of Queensberry Boxing Rules Governing Contests for Endurance (1865)

1) To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.

2) No wrestling or hugging allowed.

3) The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.

4) If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.

5) A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.

6) No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.

7) Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.

8) The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.

9) Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.

10) A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.

11) No shoes or boots with springs allowed.

12) The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.
At best, your car has steerling trouble.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
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off the pace

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004
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Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.
Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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turn lead into gold

(v.) To make something with little use profitable.
I can turn lead into gold.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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