Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.

GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

the butcher boy

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.

I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

scientology

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

meaning of life

A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".

See monty python, orgasm, nuke

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

black cab

The black (sometimes red) Taxi's operated in London.

"You never see a poor black cab driver."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.

Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004