Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

do-gooder

(n.) A pesky pinko/wooly liberal more concerned with uber-censorship and helping everyone who the liberal media has tricked them into thinking needs help. This, naturally, means ethnic minorities and people with disabilities. See also ambulance chaser, annoying, feminazi, someone I want to rape (if hot chick) and kill

If you hate do-gooders, raise your hand (or vote for this definition, whatever floats your boat)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004

Roundhead

In the British civil war, the opposers to the king were called roundheads, because thier typical haircuts made thier heads appear round.

Roundheads! Cavaliers!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

masters of the universe

First shown in 1983, motu was immediately accepted as the greatest action cartoon EVAR. Featuring He-man and his crew taking on skeletor. Also spawned a watchable movie. Not even thundercats was better than this pumping power house of a cartoon

I HAVE THE POWER!


--He-man

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

eurodisney

The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.

I was in Eurodisney the year it announced it had broken even.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.

Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004