Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

crack your ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

cracked ass 

A reamed anus. See crack your ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.

cracked ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sorry

Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.

You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike

sorry by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

torn a new asshole 

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

torn a new asshole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sorriest 

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

sorriest by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

rubix cube 

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

rubix cube by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

nay 

Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.

Nay! Good faith.

nay by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004