Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

top of the class

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

c'est la vie

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".

*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Kate Bush

Strange hippy lady who sings weird songs that make little, if any, sense.

All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya

All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

third world

Contrary to the poison jb be preachin', many of the third world, or ledc as they are now known were not part of any european empires. Take a look at central and eastern asia, par example.


Also, the countries that were conquested were left in no worse condition than found. Full of tribal conflicts and such. Some, particularly the ones that were released early have done well.

Might also be worth reminding users that south america was once part of a poorly executed empire started by the usa a little over a century ago.

Third world countries such as south africa, the united states, canada, greenland, austrailia and nz can blame thier fortunes on Europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

economic resurgence

When a formerly powerful party (country, group, individual) begins to earn as they did at thier best years.

Germany had an economic resurgence between the world wars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004