Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

on the battlefield

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.

On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

%20

See that long button on the bottom of your keyboard? That's called spacebar that is.

YoUr Ad HiZzLe!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

hello moto

(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.

I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004