Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

biblical scale

See biblical proportions

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

jab

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004