Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the war-facemug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Ctrl+fmug. (v.) To push with full force. Most commonly used to say sprint (whether person, racehorse or car). The likely origin of this could be a starter pistol, although the fact that a bullet leaves a gun at full speed and never slacks seems more probable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the gun itmug. Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the barmaidmug. What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"
*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*
take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!
take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
Get the take it like a slutmug. Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the wham-bam-thank-you-mammug. 