Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

golf course

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.

"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

ride da punani

(v.) Vaginal intercourse. See Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004