Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
Get the voodoomug. (v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.
Antonym: Keep it real
Antonym: Keep it real
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the fake the funkmug. (n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the boot salemug. To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
Get the litigationmug. 1: You know what, bitch?
2: What, lame motherfucker?
1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.
2: What, lame motherfucker?
1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the find yourself another piece of the actionmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
Get the seated at my rightmug. 