there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

bushkraut

(n.) A german who speaks english in an austrailian-german style accent. Funny to listen to.

Hey, check out the bushkraut over there selling maps.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

war pictures

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.

That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.

The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004