Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
(adj.) Any form of killing where-by the killer will stand square-on to the victim while stabbing/shooting them in the lower chest region (although it could also be in the face, neck, legs). Usually, this is done with excessive force.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the gangland stylemug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the forearm smashmug. For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
Get the rear its ugly headmug. The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the 1066mug. You got the origin wrong. The phrase has been a part of british culture since the 19th century. There are recorded uses of it since at least the 1880's
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
Get the Cop Shopmug. (n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the cast iron cow shitmug. (n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.
Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.
If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.
If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:
A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the Richard & Judymug.