Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

bomx0r

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

jet set

Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.

Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004