Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

broken man

(n.) someone who has fallen from grace. Living in poverty with a soiled reputation.

Hitler died a broken man.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

kamikaze

The name of a tempest which wrecked a mongol fleet (led by a descendant of Genghis Khan) that tried to invade Japan. The name lends itself to a sqaud of Japanese WWII pilots who had very little training, so were just told to load up with explosives and crash into vessels. Although a number of European warships were attacked by Kamikaze, the steel decks meant that the attacks were ineffective.

Self-sacrifice was a last ditch attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.

Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004