Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004