Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

hold-up

To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.

The was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

cheap, lousy faggot

An Irish insult, to be said from woman to man

Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!


Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!


Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

U-571

A bullshit movie of dubious truth. Shows American navymen doing the things that the british did in WWII. The similar events performed by american navymen were towards the end of the war, and immaterial in comparison. But then again, showing americans doing what the british and french did is stereotypical of an american war movie.


Anyone notice how american troops dominate every battle in war movies made in the US? At the rate at which that happens, any war would be over in about two weeks.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

creme de la creme

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004