Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

rohypnol

Synonymous with date-rape, rohypnol is a 'slow-down' drug that has a similar effect to alcohol on the minds' functioning. It also delays the transmittance of messages from the brain to the muscles, thus making the user weaker. It has been used by ravers in the late 80's and early nineties, and more recently, has been used to 'spike' unattended drinks of females (or sometimes males) on a night out. It slows down the mind to the point that the person barely knows they are gettign raped until after the effects have worn off.

Controversial group the prodigy included talk of rohypnol in thier song "babys' got a temper".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.

India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.

In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sing

(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.

You're a lousy singer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

See a man about a dog

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004