Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

eurocratic

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.

See eurocrat, waste fo time and money

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.

I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.

I'll send the boys round if I don't get my money.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004