boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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birds and the bees

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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foreign

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.
Hitler hated the jews with a passion.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004
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