by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
(adj.) delicious
(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner
(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner
(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy
I am yummy, come and get me girls.
A: Eat shit and die
B: yummy
A: Choke on a dick
B: yummy!
I am yummy, come and get me girls.
A: Eat shit and die
B: yummy
A: Choke on a dick
B: yummy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.
The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.
Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"
"I shall paint my icecream van today"
"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
"I shall paint my icecream van today"
"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004