head giver

(n.) One who freely gives blow jobs to anyone who makes the right impression. Most chicks, but not all swallow. Look for signs of blondness to identify head givers and swallowers.

antonym: feminazi, dyke, hairy-leg lesbo feminist type

I was such a head tuner, that all the head givers can and let me titty-fuck them while I stuck my collosal manhood in thier mouths.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

beef for desert

Used to describe someone who is large and muscular.

"He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

slag off

To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.

He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

You have one new text message


Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

McDoogle's Top 20 Movies

...suck. McDoogle likes some really corny unfunny comedies.

The Breakfast club sucked balls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004