Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

The spice girls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.

GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

gaymosexual

a combination of gay and homosexual.


Used by goths and other loners to denote someone who does not like thier gay music.

satanhumper69: oso u dont liek cradle of filth?

KFJ: You must've meant cradle of shit. No, I on't like cradle of shit.


satanhumper69: omgomg u GAY-MO-SEXUAL

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004