Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

barbell curl

(v.) weightlifting manoeuvre in which the lifter holds a barbell flat against his waist whilst standing with forearms turned out. He then rolls the barbell up with his elbows as a fulcrum to just below his chin, before bringing it down in a controlled descend.

The barbell curl is what many people are shown doing in movies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

ride da punani

(v.) Vaginal intercourse. See Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.

*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.

Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

trekkie

(n.) An avid fan of star trek. Can usually name all the cast, including cameos and what number episode they appeared. Hates the next generation and other 90's spinoffs.

The stereotypical trekkie is a nerd who uses the internet way too much, and has never had a girlfriend, or any other huamn contact asides from his mother and other trekkies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004