(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
Not solid.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
See football/soccer
A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).
•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.
A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).
•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004