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make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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lend lease act

Once again your mathematics is proved to be poor.


more industrial goods than the rest of the world= more than half of the total output


more than half of the total output=above 50%

40 is not above 50%

It also fails to justify stealing as much from Britain as is possible. Ignoring the moral aspects, it would have been better for Britain to reached a peace agreement or even surrendered. Of course should Britain have fallen or reached a peace agreement, the soviet union, and then the united states would be next. The US could stand up to Germany, sure. The whole of Europe and the soviet union? I'm sure that the phrase 'No chance in hell' is american in origin.
You are free to consider it waccy baccy, but it is generally called imperialism. You know, that thing that the united states tried at the end of the nineteenth century by trying to conquer some third world Latino countries, but failing and paying Spain $20 mil for their shitty little empire. Usually, a country can maintain an empire for centuries. The united states, although intending to be harsh on the peoples it conquered , couldn't hold them for a decade (with the exception of the small islands). Had this not been such a fuck up on the part of the united states, I’m sure you’d be gloating about it with all the pomp and circumstance that would be typical of the praise of any American success, no matter how minor.

I guess manifest destiny didn't get a chance to work its' magic like the mexican or French owned places that are now a part of the united states.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004
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Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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c/d

Carried down
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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date-rape

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Gran Bretagne

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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