spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

creditor

One who you owe (most likely monetarily)

xxx is a creditor to a loan shark I know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

eurocratic

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.

See eurocrat, waste fo time and money

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004