Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

sitting

(adj.) To be stationary, not moving.


(n.) the event of sitting down to perform a task

a) That car has been sitting for a year, it won't work.


a) That food has been sitting for a while, it'll be dry.

b) He ate all that food in one sitting.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...

Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

very happy ammo

The state of having infinite ammunition for several guns stored in a backpack. See DOOM

OMG, cyberdemon and barons of hell!!!!1

Time to use very happy ammo and BFG them

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.

Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004