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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the crack your ass mug.If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Get the 365 divided by 52 mug.(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
Get the celebrity morgue mug.Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the that all you got, pansies? mug.(n.) (British) Baliffs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the the boys mug.(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.
The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.
The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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