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crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.
I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.
I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Belgrano

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.
over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate
Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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