Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

outlaw

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal

Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

modus vivendi

a) The way one lives.
b) Minor disagreement that could upset a "beneficiary" of the solution.

Let's keep our modus vivendi and stay calm.

Oh my, modus vivendi has occured, let's rectify it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

daygo

Misspelling or mispronounciation fo dago

Stupid daygos.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004